CONDOMS: REQUIRED FOR ENTRY

Opening Ceremony for Proper Attire

Jeremy Scott for Proper Attire

Keith Haring for Proper Attire

Even though I will probably never need to buy condoms, PROPER ATTIRE condoms are actually so sexy that I might have to purchase, especially when they collaborate with Alexander Wang, Opening Ceremony, Jeremy Scott and Keith Haring. The fashionably chic wrapper of PROPER ATTIRE makes condom purchasing glamourous. From Basic, Color, Dots (studded - ooh la la) to XL (keep that one away from me), PROPER ATTIRE is doing it and doing it and doing it well. Protect your dick and support a cause...the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood Federation of America. It's not a HARD choice when choosing condoms...pick these!

CHEWED BY TUESDAY - JEWELRY THAT WILL BREAK YOUR TEETH

Perfectly tagged, “Jewelry that will break your teeth," Chewed by Tuesday is a new label making an impacting statement. Creative director, Vivienne Gibson, found inspiration from cruising the streets of Williamsburg and DUMBO and bringing her ideas back to Melbourne.

These limited-edition pieces come with a signed certificate by Vivienne. The simplistic bic pen lid, reinvented with precious metal, is made into an art piece to be worn around the neck. Chewed by Tuesday is based on the idea that people chew everyday objects, for example, pen lids (I have definitely chewed my share)! I am very curious to see what other objects she will create that get chewed!!! Any ideas????

PARDON MY FRENCH AND SLAYHER FASHION SHOW AT BLUS

PMF has been rocking the fashion show scene and yet again threw a dope event/party on Tuesday, March 23rd. Here are some pics from the lovely evening...check, check, check it out!

Moi, Arnar and Soffia!

Sexy Thomas Thomas and Soffia

Eva rocking it!

PMF Crew - Arnar, Soffia and Thomas

The 5 extremely hot models representing PMF!

Eva rocking the PMF "Ooh La La" tee and Soffia rocking the PMF "logo" tee!

Thomas Thomas looking rather fierce!

PMF LOVES THE CRACKED OUT GRUNGE LOOK

Check out the "COMMANDO" Vogue Paris March 2010 issue. Model, Iselin Steiro, rocks the grungy, cracked out look. This is one of the best shoots I've seen from Vogue. I'm so tired of the boring, snore, snore model shoots done pristinely in brightly lit studios. I love the toughness and sex appeal of this shoot and wish I were as skinny as I.S.

TERRY RICHARDSON'S SEXUAL MISCONDUCT: SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

Umm...snore, snore! Duhh (haven't used that expression in years)! TR is obviously a kinky, filthy, dirty dude! Anyone who posts pics of his 18 inch subway cock sandwich is obviously a perv...but in a really cool way. Are these retarded models unaware that they are about to work with the biggest perv on planet Earth? That is why peeps become photographers; to look at naked chicks all day! I WANNA BE A PHOTOGRAPHER! Jezebel is asking all readers to share their stories of working with pervy photographers. OMG! Losers! Rumor has it that Jezebel has received thousands of calls and write ins from anonymous sources afraid of losing their jobs. DRAMA! Many agencies are writing about Richardson himself, claiming that they "knew about his predatory behavior." Well, why the fuck would you hire him then? Helen Keller might be a better choice next time!
Supposedly Richardson takes advantage of the girls that are desperate to make it in the industry...for all these years I thought he was gay...guess not:-) I'm not condoning his behavior, but I'm just stating the obvious...the man is a perv and why complain now if you keep hiring him to shoot your shit??? W is the only magazine that TR hasn't worked for in a really long time. Supposedly W's editors are not commenting but have said that a picture they found of a model posing with her head in an oven was offensive. I think that shit is funny! More drama next time...PMF style!

BURNING MAN: ONE WEEK OF CRAZINESS!

CRAZINESS AT IT'S FINEST! This is the best description of The Burning Man Festival that runs every summer for one week in Nevada. Basically, you pay $250 to reside in the hot ass mother fucking desert of the West for one week, drinking your face off, partaking in orgies, running around naked, doing bumps of coke and living in a shack that you've built in a day just to burn it down on the last day...sounds like fun to me!!! Over 35,000 people come to the desert each year from all over the world. It seems that everywhere I go people know about this amazing week in Nevada. From trannies to swingers to your normal (what is normal???) housewife; they all attend. Anybody wanna go??? Check out the video...looks wicked cool:-)

THE RUNAWAYS: POP YOUR CHERRY...BOMB

Bad reviews still won't keep me away from The Runaways, the story of Joan to the Mother Fucking Jett. The only problem I have is watching "gag me with a knife" Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie for 90 minutes...ewwww!!! Although Joan Jett herself is the co-producer and Kristen Stewart is the star, playing the role of Joan Jett, Stewart is actually just a bystander. Whatevs though...check out the trailer...anyone wanna go??? Opens April 9th in North America...can't go that day!!! Having a brilliant going away partaaaaaaaaay in Cope to the HAGEN!!!

PARIS IS BURNING: INSPIRATION FOR FALL 2010 COLLECTION

Paris Is Burning is an 90's documentary depicting drag ball culture in NYC. This particular documentary has been highly influential, especially in regards to those associated with the creative arts. The Pardon My French Fall 2010 collection drew inspiration from the film title in creating a French themed collection embodying the elements of the City of Light. If you haven't yet seen Paris Is Burning, you should check, check, check it out! Madonna, the queen of stealing shit from others, created vogueing from the unique drag dancing witnessed in this film. Check out the link for an excerpt of this dope film.

PARDON MY FRENCH FALL 2010 PHOTO SHOOT

Big shout out to the talented photographer, Ingibjörg Torfadóttir, and sexy model, Eva Rúnarsdóttir for a fabulous Sunday afternoon photo shoot. The pics are super sexy and since I'm so excited for the release of the Fall 2010 collection, I decided to give you a sneak peek of what's to come. We started the day off right with a typical American brunch, filled with loads of mimosas and bloody marys...I got so wasted that I spilled like three mimosas on the floor (typical behavior)...check out these sexy pics and let me know what you think! If you like, follow Ingibjörg and Eva's dope blog, www.purplemasturbation.blogspot.com and Ingibjörg's website at www.torfadottir.dk. These ladies are really talented and deserve major props!!

MUSIC TO MY EARS

Totally obsessed at the moment...My Mine...Hypnotic Tango!

Ingibjörg Torfadóttir = Amazing Photographer

Shout out to Ingibjörg Torfadóttir for taking some really dope pictures of the Pardon My French fashion show at The Park in Copenhagen last Monday. She is a professional photographer from Iceland as is doing the PMF Fall 2010 photo shoot this Sunday...coolness!!! Her work is really incredible and can be viewed at http://www.torfadottir.dk. Ingibjörg focuses on fashion, people, architecture and places. You can reach Ingibjörg at info@torfadottir.dk. She totally rocks and deserves major props from PMF! Check, check, check it out!

PMF FASHION SHOW AT THE PARK: COPENHAGEN BITCHES

Check out the pics from last night's fashion show at The Park in Copenhagen. Ida rocked it on the runway in the Fall 2010 Pardon My French collection. Let me know what you think!

Looking all serious...as if!

PMF FAG BAGS!

Ida in some bunny furrrrrrr and gold star l'etoile leggings!!!

Ode to Gia tee and Pardon My French leggings!

Hotness!

Pardon Me NYC tee...

More hotness!

Femme tee and French Kissed leggings

Ooh la to the fucking la!

The PMF crew!

Check 'em out!!!

You snooze, you lose bitches...wake your asses up!!!