BE MY VALENTINE

I used to steal these joints from my ex but obviously can't wear them anymore and I REALLY WANT THEM but can't find them!! Nike/Supreme XL Blazer!
The only brand of turntables one should ever buy! The best!
Who doesn't need Helmut Lang leather leggings?
This book is so dope and would look great on my coffee table!
I am obsessed over this Pendleton/Opening Ceremony Aztec Print Letterman Jacket!

Valentine's Day is no big deal in Europe, but having lived in the States for the past 31 years, everyone goes ape shit over this special day. Well, maybe not everyone, especially if you have just been dumped, have a broken heart, have never been on a single date or haven't been laid in over two years. I would imagine if any of the former scenarios sounds like your life, you probably loathe this fucking holiday. But, this isn't about YOU; it's about MOI and what I want on this special day! I never stop wanting so all you lucky ladies that would like to date me, don't all line up at once! Just know that the true way to my heart is through your wallet! Therefore, I have made my Valentine's Day Top 5 list. I don't need flowers or candy. Just buy me those mother fucking Helmut Lang jump offs!!!