PARDON MY FRENCH: FRENCH KISSED FASHION SHOW AT VELA

Check it out, Pardon My French at Vela in Copenhagen back in January! Fabulous night with my beotches. This is what I made my crew do and they definitely seemed to enjoy it. The place was going bananas for all this naked, homoerotic shittttt! The models rocked my gear but the best part was the make outs, the tits and the hot props waiting at the end of the runway...total debauchery! BTW, I got them all super trashed and roofied some of their drinks...yet again, they didn't seem to mind.

A big shout out to Stefan Steinn for taking these dope pics. You can find his work at www.mingophoto.com. Can I just tell you that I love Iceland! Stefan's from REYKJAVÍK (the capitol is in all capitals b/c I had to have my friend spell it for me (could have looked it up myself but am LAZY) and my computer doesn't do that nifty asterisk thing)! I love the peeps from there. I feel like everyone in these pics and everyone that is helping me out right now is from Iceland so I have to give a big shout out to my crew!

SEXY THOMAS!

EVAAAAAA!!!

SOFFIA ROCKIN' IT!

EVA AND MARIA HOTNESS!

THOMAS AND ARNAR HOTNESS!

IF I ONLY HAD BALLS LIKE THOSE! GOOD ONE ARNAR!

THEME OF THE NIGHT: I AM NOT A MODEL!